|Name||Timothy Grapist God|
|Alias(es)||Grape God, Daddy Grapevine, The Grapevine|
|Occupation(s)||Terrorist, God, Grape Lordship, Omni-scientist, Pimp, Prostitute, Father, and many other things...|
His infinite amount of sex slaves in his
|Base of Operations||The Grape Vines|
- Grape God, about to give someone the Grapevine Experience.
In the beginning, there was a grape farmer named Timothy. One day, when he was watering his grape plants, he was hit by the power of the Grapevine and permanently absorbed it, awakening in him the power of the Grapevine.
Grape God is perfect in appearance. Nobody can resist the charms of the Grapevine.
Grape God will use his grapevines to seduce men and women into his infinite harem in his Marxist society dimension.
Powers and Abilities
- Omni-Negation - Grape God uses his Grape Godhood to cancel out all things that aren't Grape enough to handle him. Which is nothing. Because nothing is Grape enough to handle Grape God. His Grapevine knows no bounds because boundaries mean nothing to the Grapevine.
- Singularity - Grape God is one of a kind. Anything that tries to replicate Grape God will suffer the wrath of the Grapevine.
- Meta Magic - The Grapevine transcends magic.
- Magic Immunity - You cannot use magic on the Grapevine.
- Sex Grape God - Grape God knows what he wants.
- Sex Appeal Combat - And Grape God will get it without hesitation using ridiculous methods with the power of the Grapevine.
- Causality Manipulation - The shots are called by the Grapevine.
- Erasure Immunity - You cannot remove the Grapevine.
- The Grapevine Experience - Grape God will envelop you in the Grapevines and remove you from existence. You can't escape the wrath of the Grapevine.
- Multiversal Manipulation - Grape God's influence extends everywhere. You will always be in contact with the Grapevine.
- Grapeland - Grape God has his own personal domain which acts as a Marxist society disguised as a perfect utopia where he slowly turns everyone he seduces into his permanent sex slaves for eternity. He can and will do this. Anybody that attempts to evade this is killed instantly. You cannot escape the influence of the Grapevine.
- Sexual Orientation Manipulation - If the men are straight, he turns them into gay sex slaves. If the women are lesbians, he turns them straight. And vice versa for the others. You cannot win against the Grapevine.
- Psychic Shield - Psychic abilities will not work on the Grapevine.
- None. The Grapevine has none.
- There is nothing more to be said about Grape God.